Zelda: The Wind Waker - Strategy Guide (Page 15)

Below are the cheat codes, hints and help for Zelda: The Wind Waker - Strategy Guide (Page 15).

"Clear off everything in the system. Then place it in a large box,
preferably the original packaging. Along with the S-Controller, and
the game disks, instructions, and manuals. Send them "express" to:



Once it arrives, your contact information will be sent out.


Acceptable?
Jason CHHowell96 (10:06:20 PM): I cant clear it off, but I can do
everything else, but you have to send it out tomorrow OVERNIGHT
SethRDL (10:06:26 PM): Why cant you clear the info?
SethRDL (10:06:37 PM): It will be sent out tomorrow OVERNIGHT.
Jason CHHowell96 (10:06:53 PM): meh, i cant hook it up until i get my
TV back on tuesday
SethRDL (10:07:34 PM): Ok, then dont worry about it.
SethRDL (10:07:45 PM): Send, the package out today early this morning.
It should arrive within hours.
SethRDL (10:07:51 PM): Or, are you talking about "overnight"?
Jason CHHowell96 (10:08:08 PM): where do you mean anyway?

Session concluded at 10:09:01 PM

Jason CHHowell96 (10:39:28 PM): alright, what state do you live in?
Jason CHHowell96 (10:42:05 PM): and what do you mean it will be here
in a few hours
SethRDL (10:43:39 PM): Oh soryr. your sending overnight right?
SethRDL (10:43:45 PM): Send to KS
Jason CHHowell96 (10:44:09 PM): ok, so you send it overnight as well
tomorrow and I will do the same
SethRDL (10:44:34 PM): at the same time?
SethRDL (10:44:36 PM): ...
Jason CHHowell96 (10:45:03 PM): same time in the morning or the same
day you mean?
SethRDL (10:45:44 PM): argh, j your making this more difficult then
it has to be. just go out othe po when it opens, load up the stuff in teh orig
box. and mail it to that adress. first class.
SethRDL (10:45:45 PM): get it?
Jason CHHowell96 (10:46:26 PM): yes, i get it. but im making sure
you send it overnight
SethRDL (10:48:57 PM): i will send it once i have confirmation the
package has arrived, will that work?
SethRDL (10:48:58 PM): ...
Jason CHHowell96 (10:50:20 PM): gah..and that will just waist time...
I just say we sent it out the same day, same speed of travel so neither
of us gets the advantage or disadvantage
SethRDL (10:50:49 PM): very well.
SethRDL (10:52:07 PM): so you ship tomorrow?
Jason CHHowell96 (10:52:17 PM): yes, overnight

Session concluded at 10:54:03 PM

That was the first of out little convo's. Here's the second:

SethRDL (10:57:23 PM): ok what time.
SethRDL (10:57:27 PM): and when should i expectit?
Jason CHHowell96 (10:57:48 PM): hm, around wensday, and i will send it out
about 8:00
SethRDL (11:00:00 PM): today?
SethRDL (11:00:03 PM): then i should get it tue.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:00:54 PM): Monday Morning, and I say Wensday because my
post office is crappy..
SethRDL (11:02:17 PM): ah... i see.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:03:08 PM): hey, can I send you a file over AIM for you to
look at it
SethRDL (11:04:38 PM): send away.
SethRDL (11:04:41 PM): ...
Jason CHHowell96 wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\Legend of Zelda Master
Quest Enemy guide.txt (11:05:02 PM).
SethRDL received C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\Legend of Zelda Master Quest Enemy
guide.txt (11:05:21 PM).
Jason CHHowell96 (11:05:28 PM): open it with notepad
SethRDL (11:05:28 PM): woah...
SethRDL (11:05:33 PM): whats your connection?
SethRDL (11:05:38 PM): i get t1 on tue.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:05:46 PM): DSL
SethRDL (11:05:48 PM): im upgrading from dialup to satelite.
SethRDL (11:06:59 PM): your work?
SethRDL (11:07:11 PM): you mispelled "move"
Jason CHHowell96 (11:07:25 PM): where?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:07:40 PM): oh, i didnt use spellcheck yet
SethRDL (11:07:58 PM): "mobe"
SethRDL (11:08:00 PM): good though.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:08:52 PM): typo i guess...the B is next to the V
SethRDL (11:08:58 PM): yep i know what you mean.
SethRDL (11:09:01 PM): what do you type?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:09:12 PM): WPM?
SethRDL (11:11:04 PM): yeah.
SethRDL (11:11:11 PM): no what langauge?
SethRDL (11:11:15 PM): *sarcasm*
Jason CHHowell96 (11:11:45 PM): anywhere from 70 to 120
Jason CHHowell96 (11:11:55 PM): I never realy counted
SethRDL (11:12:32 PM): cool.
SethRDL (11:12:37 PM): www.freetypingtest.com
SethRDL (11:12:46 PM): er... i dont remember if free is there or not.
SethRDL (11:16:19 PM): alright. do we have a deal?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:16:24 PM): yes
Jason CHHowell96 (11:16:39 PM): just make sure you send it out overnight
tomorrow
SethRDL (11:17:08 PM): alright. you as well.
SethRDL (11:17:13 PM): repeat the adress you have please.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:17:49 PM): Jason Howell, 367 Treeland drive, clarksville,
Tennessee, 37040
SethRDL (11:19:26 PM): No, my adress i gave to you.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:20:28 PM): 12113 S. Creek Parkway
Olathe, KS 66061
SethRDL (11:21:27 PM): correct. alright will expect package.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:21:40 PM): ok
SethRDL (11:21:58 PM): sorry buddy.
SethRDL (11:22:06 PM): S. PRARIE CREEK PARKWAY
Jason CHHowell96 (11:22:10 PM): ok
SethRDL (11:22:19 PM): make sure to fix it.
SethRDL (11:22:22 PM): :-D
Jason CHHowell96 (11:23:08 PM): ok, i have dead aim, so it records everything
that im told on AIM
SethRDL (11:23:36 PM): meaning...?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:23:55 PM): i have the correct address, dont worry
SethRDL (11:24:55 PM): oh gotchya.
SethRDL (11:25:09 PM): Wednesday by the way.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:25:44 PM): your going to send it out wensday>
SethRDL (11:26:08 PM): i will await package confirmation that it arrived.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:26:31 PM): GAH!!! I thought you said both of us would send
it out on the same day
SethRDL (11:27:31 PM): very well.
SethRDL (11:29:05 PM): i will expect the game on wed?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:29:26 PM): yes
SethRDL (11:29:39 PM): er... the original box?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:30:22 PM): I dunno, if i can find and fit it in the bigger
box i have
SethRDL (11:30:46 PM): no problem.
SethRDL (11:30:51 PM): original manual?
SethRDL (11:30:54 PM): even better.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:31:06 PM): if i can find it, i think its in the box
SethRDL (11:31:56 PM): alright.
SethRDL (11:31:58 PM): good to go.
SethRDL (11:32:06 PM): later j.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:32:12 PM): ok
SethRDL (11:33:45 PM): so were clear?
SethRDL (11:33:50 PM): the package sends tomorrow.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:34:15 PM): yes, i send the package tomorrow, and you send
the package tomorrow, both with overnight delivery
SethRDL (11:34:34 PM): you send package tomorrow. very well.
SethRDL (11:34:37 PM): gnight j.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:35:06 PM): yes, like i said, we both send it out tomorrow,
clear?
SethRDL signed off at 11:37:49 PM.
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Session concluded at 12:09:29 AM
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SethRDL (4:11:41 PM): Tell me good news.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:11:48 PM): I sent it out
Jason CHHowell96 (4:11:52 PM): did you
SethRDL (4:12:09 PM): The arrival date?
Jason CHHowell96 (4:12:35 PM): should be wensday or friday, thats what the post
office said
SethRDL (4:12:52 PM): Hm...
So Wednesday-Thursday.
SethRDL (4:12:59 PM): Wednesday-Friday?
SethRDL (4:13:01 PM): ...
Jason CHHowell96 (4:13:25 PM): did you send it out?
SethRDL (4:15:11 PM): Aw, confirmed.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:15:21 PM): you did
SethRDL (4:15:30 PM): Expect package, from Wednesday-Friday.
Thank you.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:15:59 PM): hm? my package you mean?
SethRDL (4:16:52 PM): Aw, yes yours as well.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:17:43 PM): so, let me get this straight and clear, I sent
out the package today and it should arive to you around wensday, and you sent
out my package today
SethRDL (4:18:20 PM): heh. yeah you got it like a nilla vanilla.
SethRDL (4:18:24 PM): What does that mean?
Jason CHHowell96 (4:19:04 PM): I have no idea
SethRDL (4:21:05 PM): Heh. Oh, could I have the tracking number, on the reciept
that you recieved from the PO?
Jason CHHowell96 (4:21:42 PM): gah, they never gave me one
SethRDL (4:22:08 PM): Heh...
SethRDL (4:22:10 PM): Odd.
SethRDL (4:22:22 PM): Call the postoffice, and find out please.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:22:22 PM): lemme go check the reciept
SethRDL (4:22:29 PM): Yeah, its no that reciept.
SethRDL (4:22:35 PM): ORDER NUMBER is what your looking at.
SethRDL (4:29:26 PM): J?
SethRDL (4:29:29 PM): Found it...
Jason CHHowell96 (4:29:42 PM): Hold...im calling the PO right now
SethRDL (4:30:00 PM): *Hold music activates*
Jason CHHowell96 (4:32:31 PM): Gah...bastards..."Sorry, we do not do tracking."
SethRDL (4:33:22 PM): Heh... thats what I figured would happen.
SethRDL (4:33:44 PM): Odd. I was under the impression every post office in the
nation/world had a tracking system...
Jason CHHowell96 (4:34:13 PM): well...this post office is the worst ive seen...
Jason CHHowell96 (4:37:00 PM): so, when do you think your game will get to me?
SethRDL (4:37:24 PM): As soon as your package arrives to the location I gave
you.
SethRDL (4:37:52 PM): its a set system. The package will hold at the last
destination, then be sent the moment I give the confirmation.
SethRDL (4:38:08 PM): which is automatically sent the moment the package
arrives.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:38:13 PM): meh...
SethRDL (4:38:23 PM): meh?
SethRDL (4:38:36 PM): js favorite words:
meh
gah
geh
SethRDL (4:38:39 PM): french are we?
Jason CHHowell96 (4:39:03 PM): nothing, if you get it friday, then it will be
about a week before i get mine...
SethRDL (4:40:23 PM): no. the package the one i sent you is travellilng express
course. it will arive at the closest ups center there and wont be mailed to the
final location in a timely manner once i recieve your package.
SethRDL (4:40:32 PM): no mistrust or anything just a security measure.
SethRDL (4:40:43 PM): ive been doing this for a long time.
SethRDL (4:41:01 PM): Could I have your adress to verify please.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:41:21 PM): 367 treeland drive, clarksville tennessee, 37040
SethRDL (4:46:04 PM): Jason, I must say... This deal is getting quite shady.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:46:35 PM): I know...
SethRDL (4:46:39 PM): I don't mean to be mis-trusting.
However, youv'e given me nothing but odd information.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:46:53 PM): what do you mean by that
SethRDL (4:47:12 PM): "The post office didn't give me a tracking number"
Um... Jason, the package can't be sent out of that office without a tracking
number.
SethRDL (4:47:17 PM): Did you even send the package?
SethRDL (4:47:53 PM): Btw, what time is it?
SethRDL (4:48:36 PM): Jason?
Jason CHHowell96 (4:48:49 PM): yes, i sent it out, and its about 4:48 over
here, but im sure it will be there by friday
SethRDL (4:49:21 PM): Alright, you need to redeem your information. Check the
reciept. Theres a section titled "Order Number"
SethRDL (4:49:24 PM): read then number please.
Jason CHHowell96 (4:50:04 PM): hold...let me find it again
SethRDL (5:01:41 PM): Found it?
Jason CHHowell96 (5:02:05 PM): gah, busy right now, im at work, i may need to
talk to you later
SethRDL (5:03:19 PM): aah.
SethRDL (5:03:23 PM): thats not a problem.
SethRDL (5:04:31 PM): jason, im trusting you here. i don't do that very often.
you are a good guy, however.
Jason CHHowell96 (5:17:14 PM): hey, what part of the triforce quest was
shortended
SethRDL (5:25:59 PM): the whole sailing aspect is sped up.
Jason CHHowell96 (5:26:18 PM): hm? what do you mean by that?
SethRDL (5:27:11 PM): the wind blows faster, and the pieces arent just burried.
SethRDL (5:27:17 PM): or kept in places.
SethRDL (5:27:26 PM): theres more to do to get each one.
SethRDL (5:27:34 PM): you have to defeat a ship to get one of em,
Jason CHHowell96 (5:27:36 PM): thats good
SethRDL (5:28:00 PM): Tracking Number?
Jason CHHowell96 (5:28:27 PM): still at work, ill find it when i get off in 2
hours
SethRDL (5:28:59 PM): Where do ya work at?
SethRDL (5:29:04 PM): I heard you own a gamestore?
Jason CHHowell96 (5:29:24 PM): im part owner, head manager of a sgame store in
nashville
SethRDL (5:29:54 PM): sweet.
SethRDL (5:29:55 PM): thats pretty cool.
SethRDL (5:30:02 PM): how long have you been playing zelda?
Jason CHHowell96 (5:30:29 PM): eh....about 15 years
SethRDL (5:31:52 PM): yep you are a master.
SethRDL (5:31:55 PM): how old are you?
SethRDL (5:31:55 PM): 22 right?
Jason CHHowell96 (5:33:38 PM): yup
SethRDL (5:33:50 PM): sweet.
SethRDL (5:33:53 PM): sigh...
SethRDL (5:33:57 PM): *yawns*
SethRDL (5:34:00 PM): im checking out info on the gba sp.
SethRDL (5:46:06 PM): Did you have any other games outside mgss, and sii?
Jason CHHowell96 (5:46:21 PM): Halo
SethRDL (5:47:55 PM): Is there a good RPG for box?
SethRDL (5:47:55 PM): I don't remember...
Jason CHHowell96 (5:48:22 PM): Well...the only two are Morrowind, but that
sucks, and PSo
SethRDL (5:48:28 PM): Hey, are you a fan of Xenogears?
SethRDL (5:48:34 PM): yep morrowind sucks ass.
SethRDL (5:48:34 PM): i hated that so bad.
SethRDL (5:48:43 PM): i bought an xbox just for that game. then sold it.
Jason CHHowell96 (5:48:53 PM): heh
Jason CHHowell96 (5:49:04 PM): you shoulda got the PC version
SethRDL (5:49:32 PM): my comps video card sucks.
SethRDL (5:49:39 PM): but its gonna be fast as hell tomorrow.
SethRDL (5:49:48 PM): Im upgrading to t1 connection.
SethRDL (5:49:57 PM): i mean the net connection.
SethRDL (5:53:05 PM): Sit!
SethRDL (5:53:14 PM): Shit!
theres an awesome shiggy interview via ign.
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SethRDL (9:21:32 PM): Why hello.
Jason CHHowell96 (9:21:41 PM): hi, i just got on
SethRDL (9:21:50 PM): wow. me too!
SethRDL (9:21:56 PM): did you add my name to your aim?
Jason CHHowell96 (9:22:12 PM): I just did
SethRDL (9:23:18 PM): sweet.
SethRDL (9:23:31 PM): ok mr jason did you find the tracking num?
Jason CHHowell96 (9:23:45 PM): not yet, i just got home a few minutes ago
Jason CHHowell96 (9:24:10 PM): if it isnt on there, ill go down to the post
office tomorrow and work something out
SethRDL (9:24:40 PM): ok find the reciept please.
Jason CHHowell96 (9:25:33 PM): ok, and if i dont answer, chances are im away
from the computer or working on something
SethRDL (9:25:40 PM): alrightey then.
SethRDL (9:25:42 PM): or... playing a game.
SethRDL (9:25:42 PM): heh
Jason CHHowell96 (9:26:53 PM): oh, if you want to know, you can look at my ebay
feedback for Video_Game_Importers, and if your wondering about the neg
feedback, its because a idiot bought a import copy of TWW and didnt have a
modded gamecube
SethRDL (9:27:28 PM): hey no problem.
SethRDL (9:27:35 PM): i trust you completely. youve given me no reason not to.
SethRDL (9:27:39 PM): but uh... "the post office doesnt track?"

SethRDL (9:27:45 PM): thats what you said... what did you mean?
Jason CHHowell96 (9:28:59 PM): Well..yours may...but mine never realy tracked
items nor have i never realy knoticed before...I dunno...my post office just
may not have tracking..it is pretty old
SethRDL (9:29:26 PM): no dude, every place tracks.
Jason CHHowell96 (9:29:56 PM): hmmm...musta never knoticed it before
SethRDL (9:29:56 PM): a package cant leave express without the tracking num.
SethRDL (9:29:56 PM): ok find the reciept?
Jason CHHowell96 (9:31:04 PM): oh fuck.....hold on
SethRDL (9:32:14 PM): uhoh... did you do something not jasonly?
Jason CHHowell96 (9:33:46 PM): the items i sent out was ebay and store
items...I thought I put your item in the shipment, but I guess not
SethRDL (9:33:57 PM): thats always good.
SethRDL (9:34:07 PM): i wouldnt want someone else getting my stuff.
SethRDL (9:34:07 PM): ...
Jason CHHowell96 (9:34:59 PM): no your item is fine, you see, we have a daily
shipment of items both from ebay and from the store, and I thought i put your
item in along with those items i was shipping out...i guess ill put it in
tomorrows shipment
SethRDL (9:35:17 PM): huh?
SethRDL (9:35:22 PM): put what my shipment?
Jason CHHowell96 (9:37:02 PM): basicly what i said was i have alot of things i
have to ship out daily and i thought i put your package in with the other
packages i was going to ship out, but i didnt, meaning i still have your item
and i need to send it out tomorrow
SethRDL (9:37:21 PM): oh.
SethRDL (9:37:23 PM): well that does suck.
Jason CHHowell96 (9:37:55 PM): not too much, ill just sent it out at the
nashville office overnight and it should be there by wensday or thursday
SethRDL (9:38:15 PM): you will now have to place the item on OVERNIGHT
shipping. You pay for this and the item will be delivered by... yes just what
you just inputed. I still have your trust correct? As you still have mine.
Jason CHHowell96 (9:38:50 PM): yes, i still have yours
SethRDL (9:39:07 PM): To let you know, the item just reached Maryland/Virgina
as of tne minutes ago.
SethRDL (9:39:26 PM): yet... the item has left right around now as well.
SethRDL (9:39:48 PM): it will hold at the po warehouse district in tenesse,
untill said object is recieved at location.
SethRDL (9:40:48 PM): alright to clarify.
SethRDL (9:40:55 PM): the item is shipped when... from your location?
Jason CHHowell96 (9:41:06 PM): ok, i will make sure to get the tracking number

tomorrow and ship it out tomorrow
Jason CHHowell96 (9:41:55 PM): It will be shipped tomorrow morning at 8:00
overnight and i will make sure that i have the tracking number
SethRDL (9:42:28 PM): very well.
SethRDL (9:42:48 PM): not to sound distrusting, but if it doesnt happen
tomorrow, im afraid we will no longer have a transaction.
SethRDL (9:42:50 PM): agreed?
Jason CHHowell96 (9:43:22 PM): dont worry, i already put it in the items to be
shipped out
SethRDL (9:44:37 PM): good to hear.
SethRDL (9:44:48 PM): ok a confirmation of lists items please. numerical if you
will.
Jason CHHowell96 (9:45:12 PM): you mean the items your getting?
SethRDL (9:45:47 PM): yep
Jason CHHowell96 (9:46:29 PM): 1. Xbox 2. Metal Gear Solid 2 3. Shenmue II 4.
connecting cables 5. S controller
SethRDL (9:46:52 PM): and of course the ac cord.
Jason CHHowell96 (9:47:12 PM): which is in the connecting cables part
SethRDL (9:48:01 PM): OH i got ya.
SethRDL (9:48:03 PM): ok copying data...
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SethRDL (9:38:28 PM): Ah, well hello.
SethRDL (9:38:39 PM): please ignore everything that magus is asking you.
SethRDL (9:38:57 PM): im not sure how he mixed up his info... but link riding
jabu jabu? you know im more knowledgable than that...
SethRDL (9:46:56 PM): its up
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SethRDL (10:20:08 PM): bbl
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SethRDL (11:27:28 PM): Hey. are you there?
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SethRDL (11:30:05 PM): JASON
SethRDL (11:30:13 PM): whats up? man... whats the deal your not replying?
SethRDL (11:30:16 PM): I offend ya?
SethRDL (11:30:25 PM): I know your talking to others, they have reported so.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:31:03 PM): nothing..just a bit busy..and thinking
SethRDL (11:31:21 PM): ah, about what?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:31:36 PM): nothing...just about some of your statements
SethRDL (11:31:56 PM): statements that everyone has been throwing around and
rumor mongering to death.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:32:14 PM): that old man thing is bugging me
SethRDL (11:32:16 PM): Man, especially magus he made up many of his own
theories. They play on worlds.
SethRDL (11:32:23 PM): you have to be... careful.
SethRDL (11:32:30 PM): You mean the old geezer orca?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:32:45 PM): i mean..nothing fits at all with him being
link..
SethRDL (11:33:39 PM): well.. ill tell ya what. you go up and talk to him, and
within the story something (its not fully translated COMPLETELY) but many
references are made about this guy as a hero, and legend.
SethRDL (11:33:58 PM): remember the scene where they show orca and link
montage?
Jason CHHowell96 (11:34:01 PM): what exactly does he say
SethRDL (11:34:20 PM): dont know its half in jap characters half not.
SethRDL (11:34:55 PM): Lets see... something like
CCCCCthegreatCCCCClegendforetoldCCCCCConeoftheheroCCCCCCCCCCiCCCCCtheCCCCClink.
SethRDL (11:35:03 PM): with each "c" beign a jap character
SethRDL (11:35:17 PM): that last part intrigues me...
Jason CHHowell96 (11:35:57 PM): hold on, is the game save the same as the one
thats going to come out in america?
SethRDL (11:37:31 PM): its based on the interface of the memory card.
SethRDL (11:37:38 PM): you save and quit, or save and continue.
SethRDL (11:37:49 PM): then start at the location you saved/quit at.
Jason CHHowell96 (11:39:13 PM): I know that, but will this tranny's memory save
useable with the official copy>
SethRDL (11:40:36 PM): OOOOOooo.
SethRDL (11:40:36 PM): I'm sure its written in the same format.
SethRDL (11:40:47 PM): I see no reason why it wouldnt be.
I can play it on my reg. gc.
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Session concluded at 11:42:02 PM
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Email 2: A fool and his Playstation

This is a wierd email I got about a "new zelda game comming out for the
Ps One". Here's the email: *Swear word warning*

"jordan stern  wrote:
i recently talked to nintendo and they say the next zelda game
is coming out on play station its called links adventure and links
father is know the king and zelda is links wife. email me back for more info."

My responce:

"...and I say your full of Bullshit"

Email 3: A man and his ignorance
It's been awhile since I got a negative email from someone who hated my guide,
and although this guy is allowed to express his feelings, the way he did it
was very ignorant and it shows. Sad part is, he got common words mispelled.

From: "Larry Williamson" 
Subject: Stupid IDIOT!!!

First of all your giud is the worst i have ever seen. You make so damn hard
to follow the ******* thing and its enough to make whant to kill my self by
any means possible evan if it meens. Juping in a tub gassoline and light
myself on fier to get rid of that afull pain you put me through. When trying
to find all the answers to alll the side qust. And good thing i beet it befor
i read that damn thing. Or i would never know the end. And curntly i got to
see shrink. Thinks a lot asshole!!!

Email 4: A Man wanting attention...

It's sad when someone emails you insults when they don't know you or you don't
even know them. It shows weakness and always wanting to start stuff. Here is a
short email from one of those people


From: "josh parkin" 
To: jasonkhowell@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 27 May 2003 11:07:16 -0700


fuck u ass hole suck my dick



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|Contacting Me|
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Due to the ammount of questions I get, either email or IM, I have decided to
put this up. Due to some of the people out in the world always bugging me for
help, I decided to post what I accept and not.

Email: (Jasonkhowell@mailpanda.com)


-You are welcome to ask any questions or send any positive comments to me,
but I warn you, it may be a few days before I email you if you asked a
question thats already in the guide (Which I have been getting alot of.)

-Mailbox flooding, threats, flames, and negative comment senders will
be blocked and deleted, and may be reported based on the seriousness of the
threat. Mailbox flooding is basicly sending the same email in several minutes
which some people have done. Just send one email and if I dont reply in 2 days
email me again. You dont have to flood my email box with junk. Oh yea, if you
try to send me a virus to erase my hardrive, you will fail. I already have a
copy of my computer backed up and im not stupid enough to check a attachment
with a virus program before I read it

IM (AOL Instant messageing or Yahoo IM jasonchhowell96, YIM is same as
email)

-This is something that has bothered me. I have IM open to questions, BUT,
many people who have IMed me questions have either repeaedly ask questions
I have already answered in the guide. Usually when I say read the guide
or help somewhat and dont answer back, people get pissed at me and either
call me profound names or repeatedly IMed me. I will warn you now, Harass
me on IM and you will be blocked, and since I rarely add people who ask
me questions on my buddy list, it will be permanant.

Thats all I ask...and people, please dont be stupid.

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|Emails and Aim Questions and Comments|
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Alright, although I have the Contacting Me info above, there's some issues
I need to discuss about the ammount of questions I get.

Mailing Tips:

-Only email me things that are NOT discussed in the guide, excluding heart
pieces, treasure charts, and dungeon questions. (Note that some dungeon
question comments I will answer, just dont ask any stupid questions)

-If you email me a very inaccurate info or theories, I WILL email you back
and chances are, I will not be a happy Mr Jason. I am not afraid to curse
and use profound language in AIM or emails, so be prepared if you email me
bull****.

AIM Tips

-Do NOT IM me about "Who is this" or you will be flamed and blocked. End of
story. I must get 5 IM's a day from people who ask "Who is this" and I get
tired of it.

-same things apply with emails.


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|Closing|
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And in closing, god bless everyone and I hope you do well in wind waker.
Arr Matie!!!!

-Mr Jason